So I’m setting up my fake Christmas tree last week. When you have a fake tree, you have to “fluff” the branches. That basically means you “unflatten” them since the branches have been in a box for the last year. By fluffing, you spread the fake pine needles out to make the tree look big and full. Still, the whole time I’m “fluffing” the tree, I can’t help but think how that sounds so unintentionally dirty!
But I’m not alone in tree-fluffing. There are entire how-to guides on how to fluff a tree!